Category: Gossip
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50 CENT URGED TO SAVE RHINO, ALSO SHOT NINE TIMES
INFAMOUS RAPPER 50 CENT who was shot nine times, sustained all bullets and then survived is now being urged by ‘eblockwatch’, a community group in South Africa, to help a rhino who also took nine shots. 50 CENT URGED TO SAVE RHINO, ALSO SHOT NINE TIMES Phila the Black Rhino was shot by automatic weapons during two […]
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The Words of Sam Halpern (Twitter Genius)
“DOES ANYONE YOUR AGE KNOW HOW TO COMB THEIR FUCKING HAIR? It looks like two squirrels crawled on their head and started fucking.” Harsh but true. Such three words appear to be the fuel behind the life and times of Sam Halpern, father of comedy writer Justin and now, more importantly, the Internet’s biggest no-frills […]
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Suing Simon Cowell: A Talent Britain Should Use More Often?
GARETH GATES HANGING OFF the Z-list, Alexandra Burke’s voice not being put to good use, ranty articles like this being written and so writing myself out of a job with Syco (his production company): Cowell’s got quite a bit to answer for. Emma Amelia Pearl Czikai is still suing Simon Cowell for £2.5 million for […]
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Putin: Human Rights Abuses and…Abba?
President of Russia, Vladimir Putin, allegedly loves ABBA. And hopefully, this is true. RUSSIAN PRIME MINISTER Vladimir Putin twirled away one of his busy days at the Kremlin as a Dancing Queen, according to the ABBA tribute band he allegedly hired, ‘Bjorn Again‘. Everyone at the Kremlin is strenuously denying the suggestion that dearest […]
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Jonathan Ross and the Daily Mail: The Whingers on Wossy’s Back
NEWS OF THE WORLD in their infinite wisdom have slapped more red paint across Jonny Ross’ CV, slamming his radio ad lib sesh as ‘sick’. Protecting the non-existent preciousness of their readers, the tabloids were out in force again this morning in an attempt to sabotage Jonathan Ross’ career. With someone ultimately as self-effacing and […]
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America Needs Its Package Stimulated (or, The People vs Larry Flynt, Part II)
THE NOTORIOUS LARRY FLYNT, the totally minted publisher of porn magazine Hustler, released a statement that sent much of America reeling…or laughing. Everyone nursing broken purse strings could do with some easy money and as of this week it seems the easy-sleaze giants are also in need of a fat cash injection. A $5 billion […]
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The Point of Perez Hilton (and to some extent, Paris)
Not forgetting that he is the self-proclaimed ‘Queen of all Media‘ whose name isn’t actually Perez, or Hilton, but actually Mario Armando Lavandeira; he has managed to survive three non-stop showbiz-busy years as one of the most popular bloggers in the entire UNIVERSE. Yes, welcome to the critique long read all about Perez Hilton. PEREZ […]
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