I’m not sure what peng means, but I do know that when it comes to delivering fresh content to audiences, I like to write as quickly as possible while the tamale is still super hot. Also, it has to be said that without a staff of 30 writers, doing it alone can be tough, but it’s a challenge gladly met. That’s why it both ennobles me and pains me to bring you one too oft-pleaded for requests in my inbox.

Cat-based content for you, millennial readers

While I write something about my own cat and my adventures in rescue pet owning (thereby proving this blog both culturally aware and ridiculously personal at the best of times); please find enclosed many pictures of cats I mercilessly stole from Tumblr and Buzzfeed Cats who probably in turn, stole them from Reddit and Giphy. Because on these sites, no-one cares about content rights management anymore. And neither do you, millennial buddy. So rejoice! We will start this post with the best television cat ever, Salem.

He does.

Too cool cats.

it would be rude not to invite you, Mr Smiggles!

oh, we had to.

you are not allowed on interwebs until you roll with lil bub

omfg, kitten.

that’s not what charles darwin intended now, is it?

lisa needs braces

we all know and love this. if one gif could sum up the millenials…

i suppose some gingers have souls. just the cats, though.

Sheldon: Yeah, I have to say, I thought the toilet humour would get less funny with repetition. Apparently, there is no law of diminishing comedic returns with space poop.